Apology to the 3 or 4 people who follow this blog and/or watch my videos

You've probably noticed, there's no video up yet that I had planned to have up yesterday...

Well, it turns out my schedule was just physically impossible to stick to.

I tried my very best to stay up as late as possible every night without actually falling asleep in my chair, but it was too big an operation to get finished yesterday. I've basically attempted a ten man job that should've taken me a week, in about 3 days...

So I'm sorry it's not up yet.

To re-iterate, there WILL be a video up, just not yet... You're probably thinking now, so what's he going on about then?

Anyways, it's Christmas!! So have a merry merry one!! :D

And I'll keep you posted soon! :)

Bye!

Follow this mega dude!

I urge all you guys to follow the funniest guy I know, yes, I'll give you his address and you can stalk him from that wall outside his house....

Actually no, just follow his amazing blog!:

The Unmethodical Genius ...(Yes, he is smarter than me...)

And make sure you scroll right to the bottom of the page and see his fish, don't spend hours looking at them though...please...

Ok bye!!

More masculine skipping...

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Drink Concoction No. 6

Drink concoction no.6. I haven't done it in about five months, but here is the latest concoction, featuring the Unmethodical Genius.... Jake Rowland!!!!

FYI: This description was written for me by Jake... :L

Guest Post - Things that annoy me about Christmas - by Jake Rowland

1. Christmas is in December, so why is it advertised in October?!?!?!? all an innocent guy tries to do is walk down the street and then BAM! Assaulted by Christmas advertisements/decorations ( Or in my area of Alvaston just plain assaulted) You just feel like you want to scream by the time November comes ( which is a bad idea near my house as some guy was being really loud, and a guy came out his house saying that his daughter was asleep and to quiet down, and this guy rips, yes rips, like Bruce Willis, a for sale sign off a wall and starts trashing a car with it. All while I watch nosily out of my bedroom window like a character out of Adrian Mole) I'm not a Scrooge, but seeing peoples houses covered in snow and tinsels and flashing lights in October is plain ridiculous.

2.Christmas Songs. There are possibly two decent Christmas songs and a multitude of terrible ones, when was the last time a new decent Christmas song was released? The only things that people seem to do these days is cover old songs in albums and release them themselves. (No disrespect Mr. Buble, i still love you. ♥) It's like all of the words have been used up. Y'know what? I'm going to search the last time a decent Christmas song was originally released. googling it now... opening the webpage.. (stupid slow browsers) 1988!! Two more words: Point proven!

3.Little kids. (yes I'm being stereotypical, don't like it? WELL YOU CAN make a complaint to Ben like a civilised person :) ) They are rarely cool. They wan't to play with your toys, be the centre of attention, cry a lot, believe in Santa (Yet complain to their parents when they don't get the toys they want.. :S) and worst of all, have terrible hygiene!

4.Money. You're saving all your money for presents for the few loved ones, put a bit aside for going away in the new year sales, and suddenly, your broke. Hope everyone enjoys the home-made presents. And by home-made I mean, that rubbish piece of woodwork you made at school seven years ago.

5.Cr@p presents. Not to sound like a whiny six year old but thanks uncle Anthony, I really appreciated the bag of MnM's you gave me while my brother gets a £30 gift voucher. Oh and thanks nan for my colouring book and crayons, They're going to help me a lot in my GCSE's.

100th Blog Post!

Well, it's finally here! My 100th blog post! The first milestone I've ever achieved for writing...or anything... But still we made it!! We've flippin' gone and made it! Yeah!

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Well, this is awkward, I can't actually think of anything meaningful to say, other than this is my 100th post, and I'm sort of like a bit happy about it.

So er yeah...

Anyway, coming up! A guest post from my good friend Jake Rowland, he'll be doing a "Things that annoy me about...", and you have the fun of guessing what it might possibly be about within the next few minutes...

More video news!

Hello AGAIN!! I think I seriously am doing excellently at updating regularly now, it's February all over again...ahh memories...

Anyway, not important right now!!

What is important right now is I have more video news. So, I'm finally revealing the title of the video which is...

Sammy The Cat - In - Christmas Eve.

Since it's starring the cast it seemed quite fitting, and plus now you know why I'm deciding to upload it on the 24th, since the story revolves around then. Feeling mentally challenged? I hope you are, I excel in it. Wow! That was weird, I have no idea where that just came from...anyways yeah, that's all I can really reveal about it at the moment, I'll post some kind of synopsis soon so look out for that!

So yeah, I'd best get back on it then, remember to keep advertising it to everyone you know! I'm trying to get this video as known about as possible.

Thanks guys!

More awkwardness...Yay!

Hello there Mr. Blog, my goodness I am doing a good job of keeping you up to date now aren't I. Give me a gosh darn medal (Censoring myself incase a child somehow stumbles across this horrible blog). So yeah, as the title hints (a bit), I have more awkwardness and various other hilarious things to share.

So tonight I went to my best mate's school performance to see her sing some songs solo and with her band, and she is absolutely flipping amazing! Go listen! (http://www.youtube.com/user/MissNorton95) and as soon as I'd entered the door I was greeted with, "you've gotta sit with my parents." at which I replied with a mild "Oh" whilst thinking in my head "Oh s**t oh s**t oh s**t..." cause I've basically only properly met them like once or twice... So I just sat there thinking of things to talk about that weren't about the free peanuts on the table or the appalling state of the toilets...

Sidenote - You know how I put an unhealthy amount of brackets in my last post, I think I may end up putting a lot of ellipsis' (...'s if you're stupid, oops! brackets creeping in there!) in this one...

So yeah, that was fun, then the show started, I then got up half way through a performance and got stared at by some fool on another table, to go and purchase a 15p coke (barg) and a 15p packet o' crips (Intentional spelling of the word "crips" there, it's cool, k?), and had a minor awkward chuckle with the refreshments woman at the fact that she didn't know if she'd given me the right amount of change (She did). I then went back to be treated to a "show-stopping!" (In joke) performance of Ain't No Mountain High Enough...

Afterwards I spent some not-so-awkward "bro-time" with her boyfriend (which he doesn't like to be referred to as but I don't know if they approve of their names being put on here incase some weirdo-internet-murderer tries to track them down...If you do approve of your names being put on here do let me know...gosh they were some long brackets, go away), attached is a video of me skipping merrily through the streets that he took when we got bored...



Now, as you may or may not have noticed, Jake mentioned his name in the video, I only just noticed/realized this when I was playing it back on Youtube, so yeah, there we have it. Also, he re-created a fake bike crash at the end of the video for dramatic effect. I felt quite moved when I watched it back.

Also, at one point that night I really needed to relieve myself of a pressured bladder, so was recommended a bush on a fence, and had to endure that awkward moment when someone is standing near you whilst you go and you realize they can hear those awkward splashing sounds, so I screamed at him to stop listening and he started ringing his bike bell to drown out the sound, phew!

Anyway, I don't think I actually have much else to say now that I've exhausted all that awkwardness and compressed it into this post.

OH! And before I forget, at some point I'll be having guest posters soon, starting with my good friend Jake Rowland (mentioned above), so look forward to that!

And also, more video news. Basically right, I've slacked off a bit, and have decided to upload the video on the 24th, also because it'd be more fitting to the story to upload it then. So make sure you watch it!! I'll be advertising it everywhere! Tell your friends, your family, your pets, that creepy man next door.

So yeah, that's about it from moi.

Have a good rest of week peeps!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

My busy life...

Hey guys, not written anything in a while, sorry. Been pretty busy with lots of things, been working on my Christmas video quite a bit, been out a lot, and the obvious, college. So not had much time to post on my blog. But anyways, all is well, video's looking good, I'm not dying (thankfully), and life is generally ok. Went into town today with my best mate and her boyfriend to do some last last minute Christmas shopping and picked up Doom (the film) for a quid from CEX.

Ok, so it started off pretty darn well, then it got a bit slow towards the middle and I was starting to get a bit disappointed as Sky Movies had said on the cover it was "Probably the best video game to movie transition ever", but then the 5 and a half minute first person shooter bit with Karl Urban kicking the absolute crap out of everyone seriously made up for the poor acting (by other actors - obvs not Karl Urban or The Rock), and the weak-in-parts storyline, cause that's what Doom's all about really, shooting things :L

Anyway, off that now, don't want this post to turn into a film review.

Also, I have another truly awkward moment to share, that I've picked from many over the past month...

Basically, RIGHT, I was coming back from my best mate's (Yes, it was the same one, but I'm not gonna resort to saying bezzie or bestie, it's a bit no) boyfriend's school performance via the Arriva bus, (which by the way is so weird going on since I've spent my whole bus life on big busses, plus the drivers are massive chavs and it's like the company just hire people who can drive and don't give them any manners training. Sorry, this is a lot of brackets isn't it...) and when I got to the station I had a bit of time to kill before my other bus so I popped to the toilet and spent a bit of time in there, when suddenly the bloody light went out! and it was literally pitch black. I couldn't actually see my own hand in front of my face. So I took my phone out and had to torch my way out (not the burny kind of torch, the light one, I wasn't prepared to burn down the station to get out...sorry, again, the brackets...), so after about almost 10 minutes of wafting my phone around, I'd located the sinks and the light just flickered back on again. With a sigh of relief an old man walked in giving me a weird look as I was still holding my phone in the air like I was at some Bob Dylan concert. So I just awkwardly washed my hands and walked out, awkwardly...then awkwardly got on the bus and walked awkwardly the rest of the awkward way home...awkward... :/

So yeah, that's been one of the many awkward highlights of the month.. I hope to be bringing you more soon.

Right, I need to go procrastinate some more and watch DVD's.

Have a good rest of weekend guys!

See ya!!

The Unsystematic Idiot - Video Update - Christmas Video

Christmas video time!

As some of you may know, I'm doing another Crimbo video this year starring the cast of my Sammy the Cat animations. I'm still working on the script at the moment which is looking pretty good so far, then I've gotta do a whole host of other things as well as the tedious task (lol alliteration) of doing the whole stop motion animation process. Yay. Anyways, its scheduled (yes I actually made a schedule - attached) to be finished and uploaded by the 21st (hopefully the 20th) so there's something to look forward to eh...?

Anyways, that's all I have to say on the subject at the moment :) will try and keep you guys posted with some more video updates and shizz!

So stay tuned, and have a great rest of week guys!

Cya!

December!

YES!! YEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!! DECEMBER!! AHHHHH!!!! CHRISMAS!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Sorry, just had to get that out, but yeah, as I subtly mentioned above, it's December!! And also, I haven't done a post in a while... soz :/ But still, DECEMBER!! :D

So yeah, ooft to that, I have in mind a sort of Christmas special (if you will) of Sammy the Cat, my stop motion cartoon I did years ago :L --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6VhBtrzzfo
That I'll start writing today hopefully, then go through the arduous task of actually animating it...but it'll be all worth it to work with those old characters again :)

PLUS! I may be uploading some extra video shizz this month, so stay tuned!

Aight den, I must be off to college now!

Have a great rest of week everyone!

Y U NO

Did a couple of these today :L

The Unsystematic Idiot - Video Update

Just a quick update on "ting".

Bullies

Some of you may think this is very harsh, but it's how I feel at the moment. I think all bullies, male and female, should be expelled, fired, arrested, have done to them the worst things imaginable, providing they're unharmful, and should never be allowed social contact with anyone for a very VERY long time, if not forever. This goes to the scum who hurt my best friend today, you don't deserve anyone at all.

Polluting the papers VI

Here's another bunch of paper doodles! Enjoy! :)

Sleep

Ok, I absolutely ♥ sleep. It's...basically, the highlight of my day...every day.

But it's quite temperamental (if you will). For instance, in my case, I was intending to wake up a bit earlier one saturday for some reason (I don't even remember why...), but it was still only about half 8-ish, so I was like, oh, maybe I'll sleep for a tad longer. Then you close your eyes again and think, right I can't fall asleep for too lo-THEN BAM! You wake up, realizing you've fallen asleep for about 2 hours then check your phone reading 11:30AM with about 6 New messages and 2 Missed calls.

I happen to do this with school also, EVEN WHEN I SET AN ALARM! I just miraculously sleep through the piercing bleeps from my DS' alarm.

What can I do to combat this problem? Eh?! Someone please help me cause it's getting pretty out of hand now. One night I'll just go to sleep and then wake up about 20 years later in the middle of the apocalypse. Maybe I should just never sleep again and stay on extra strong caffeine pills until I finally develop a tolerance for them too. But then that creates further problems, heart problems. Oh goshness, this is a pickle. I'll maybe think this through in my head a bit then right a nobel prize winning report on how to control how long we sleep....

Yeah...

Anyways, have a good rest of week guys!

OH! And I'm about to upload some week old polluting the papers doodles so look out for them!

See ya! (Imminently)

x

Charlie The Tortoise

Hey guys, sorry I haven't actually posted anything on here in a while. I was actually in the process of writing a post (that's still in my drafts now) last week but it never got finished. I WILL FINISH IT! Plus there are some newspaper doodles in my bag just crying out to be posted up too, so I'll try and get them on at some point. Anyways, I finished my random tortoise story, so...here it is! Enjoy :)

Charlie the tortoise travelled down the school path one day, minding his own business, and staying alert in case of potential 'nappers. Until suddenly! An obnoxious school bell shrieked right through poor little Charlie's ears. A faint rumble could be heard in the distance, and almost immediately a herd a rowdy children raced up the school path. Charlie didn't have any idea what to do, so he quickly hid in his shell, and waited. The children all ran past Charlie, until a stray foot kicked him straight into the air. The little tortoise was in great panic, as the uncomfortable wind whooshed throughout his sanctuary. After a few minutes he gathered the courage to poke his head out, and he found himself upside down on top of an off-license roof. With all the strength he had in his tiny body, he started performing his back roll that he'd practiced many times before for such an occasion as this. He continued rolling, and rolling, and rolling, until he managed to pick up enough momentum to roll onto his side, then back upright again. Charlie let out a little sigh of relief and started walking along the roof. Without even a chance to think, his world suddenly went black.

He'd fallen down a small hole, and into the building beneath. Charlie landed with a loud thud, onto a desk, on which were a stack of out of date newspapers, 35p cans of energy drink (also out of date), and a pair of angry man's hands in the process of clenching. The mean looking man stared down at little Charlie as if he was plotting to do something evil. He grabbed him and started for the window, bowling him out of it. The tortoise yet again found himself soaring through the air not knowing where he would end up next. He crashed onto a smooth metal surface and remained frozen for a while as a rushing wind met his face. After about 10 minutes or so, the surface Charlie had found himself on appeared to be the roof of a lorry. It was backing up, and the high pitched bleeping gave him a huge fright, forcing him to pop out of his shell and rush off the side. Charlie had fallen into a small cardboard box, that was then picked up by a man and taken through a door. He poked his head out through a little hole in the box. He was in some sort of supermarket, aisles stretching as far as his eyes could see. The box suddenly hit the ground with a great thump, and the side ripped open. Charlie inched out cautiously, taking in his surroundings.

The nervous tortoise waddled down the frozen food aisle. His little body shivered as the cold breeze from the freezers crept inside his shell and chilled him right down to the bone. Suddenly, a rather large child raced up to him and plucked him from the ground. A huge sense of dread rushed through poor Charlie's mind and he was swung around through the air. An equally large woman then started approaching, and snatched him out of the boy's hands.
"Put that down Horacio! It has GERMS on it!"
She then chucked him into a nearby wall. Charlie was feeling very week...and didn't think he could go on. He once again looked around to see where he could hide out, and spotted a lift of the adjacent wall. The tortoise took another attempt at walking over the long distance without getting seen, but was assisted by yet another stray foot and was kicked straight in. The lift happened to be going up, so Charlie waited anxiously for what may be meeting him at the top. Seconds past and after every one, he grew a little bit more nervous. The lift had finally reached it's destination, and the doors started opening. He walked out, and found himself, on the roof. He let out a small sigh of relief as he ventured across to a small hole, in which he could make refuge. Charlie was now safe from the world.

Things that annoy me about halloween

Worst.Day.Of.The.Year.

Firstly I've never celebrated it, as it means absolutely nothing and is just an excuse for kids to get free sweets from people they don't know and get very fat and ill and d-yeah you get me. But basically it's a day that's forcing homeowners to splash out on party packs of Haribo to then have to give away to snotty kids. It's just a massive waste of money, (and not to sound like a moody old nan) a massive strain on dentist bills...

Secondly, a lot of people might not actually realize this, but halloween just plain scares some people. Not really because of the costumes, but the fact that if they don't have sweets to give kids then they'll like pull a knife (probably not, but you can't be too careful in Chad) or maybe TP their house and spray obscene words on the walls. I understand that's the whole "trick" part of it...

Thirdly, my experiences with trick or treaters. Every halloween I myself am forced to turn off all the lights and close the curtains like it's frickin' World War 2 so people don't think I'm in and don't bother me. To be honest, I don't really think I should have to do that, but then it leads me back to not stocking up on sweets to give out...

It's an effort...And I hate putting in effort...to a day I dislike...and that's why I hate halloween.

Anyways, that's enough from me now.

Have a great rest of week guys!

Bye!! :)

Chav - Behind The Scenes

A video I edited today containing all the extra crap we filmed on the day of the Chav video shoot. Enjoy!

Customer Services

Some of the weirdest customer services calls you'll ever hear...

Le Voleur

My latest video :)

Enjoy!

Extract

Haven't done a post in a while, and I don't really have a great deal to talk about. So I'll leave you with an extract from a story I'm currently writing.

Enjoy!

Charlie the tortoise travelled down the school path one day, minding his own business, and staying alert incase of potential 'nappers. Until suddenly! An obnoxious school bell shrieked right through poor little Charlie's ears. A faint rumble could be heard in the distance, and almost immediately a herd a rowdy children raced up the school path. Charlie didn't have any idea what to do, so he quickly hid in his shell, and waited. The children all ran past Charlie, until a stray foot kicked him straight into the air. The little tortoise was in great panic, as the uncomfortable wind whooshed throughout his sanctuary. After a few minutes he gathered the courage to poke his head out, and he found himself upside down on top of an off-license roof. With all the strength he had in his tiny body, he started performing his back roll that he'd practiced many times before for such an occasion as this. He continued rolling, and rolling, and rolling, until he managed to pick up enough momentum to roll onto his side, then back upright again. Charlie let out a little sigh of relief and started walking along the roof. Without even a chance to think, his world suddenly went black...

TO BE CONTINUED

Anyways, have a great rest of week guys, and rest of half-term for those who still have it...A.K.A me... :P

See ya!

Matt Hart - Freerunner

Quick post for a dude from my college who's a freakin' amazing freerunner! He's actually the best I've ever seen! :O

So enjoy this video from his channel!

http://www.youtube.com/user/mattisajackass

More bus situations...

Hey guys! Sorry I've not done a post in a while (Don't kill me!!).

So a couple weeks ago whilst on the way to college, me and my mate just happened to get on the most packed bus I've ever been on.

We were stood for near enough the whole journey, hanging for dear life on those weird handle things that swing about whilst the bus was just swerving everywhere. Then more and more people just kept getting on, so everyone was forced to go through the awkward process of piling into each other just to let one person past.

Then it was ok for a while, everyone had managed to acquire there own tiny bit of standing room. And then. Oh and then, to everyone's complete and utter horror, the bus was slowing down, and I could spot a large group of people waiting at a stop. So I thought, the driver can't possibly stop, the bus is too full. But he decides to just pick up the buggers anyway. So now everyone is forced to move down the bus even more, and totally block the gangway.

At this point everyone's literally thinking the same thing: "Not one more person could physically fit on this bus. If the driver stops to try and pick any more people up, he's insane." And so he didn't stop for a while. Until...we stopped off somewhere for someone to get off, and there was about 4 or 5 people ready to get on! Just looking around at peoples grimacing expressions, I could tell everyone had crippling doubts about the chance of them all fitting on. But miraculously, they did! I was actually amazed at how many people had managed to squeeze on to the bus.

Although the standing room was probably way past capacity, and my bag was in someone's face for the whole journey, the bus finally made it to a stop and a bunch of people got off. It was like when you really need a wee, and then you go a bit, like a bit of weight has been lifted off your bladder (Yeah, I'm not thinking of another visual metaphor so deal with it). And then we finally got to Derby City (The toilet), and all the wee, I mean uh people, rushed off successfully, to see another day.

That was the most emotional day of my life...Hah I kid, but seriously, I wanted to just curl up into a ball and shrivel up.

Aaaaanyways, that's all I have to say for now!

Have a great week guys!

Bye!!

Armarda

Hey guys, just wanna big up my dad's amazing band Armarda!

They're an awesome cover band from Ripley, and are playing at The Jubilee Club in Chaddesden on the 22nd! So if you're up for a rocking night, head on over there! :D
http://www.armarda.co.uk/Armarda_Gigs.htm

They also have an EP out entitled Trilogy, with their own brilliant stuff on, and you can download tracks from it here! (http://www.armarda.co.uk/media.htm) As well as some recent cover versions!

So yeah, give there site a visit at http://www.armarda.co.uk/! :)

ALSO

Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/armardalive/

AND

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Armarda/198166236868583

Peace out.

Polluting the papers V

Not done one of these in ages! And I just happened to have a Metro and some free time before lesson this morning, so...here they are!!

College

Just thought I'd do a lil post about this for once.

So I started in September, and it's been pretty good since. Am currently doing media, and apart from the mahusive workload, it's pretty bad-ass.

But socially, college gets a bit awkward.

Firstly, I don't know what it is, but when you're in lesson, everyone's like, mates, and we all get along. But for some weird reason, as soon as the lesson ends and everyone walks out the room, we all magically go back to not knowing each other, and like, all walk off in different directions. Maybe it's just me who thinks this, but for for first couple weeks, this happened literally every day.

Also, there's this really weird thing where like when you walk past someone from your secondary school that you kinda know and maybe occasionally talked to but aren't actually friends with, and maybe like nod, or just say "Hey." or "Hi." or whatever, (I don't know!!) to them, and they just walk straight past you, like they don't know you...freaky...

Anyways, I'm done, just thought I'd punch out another bland post. So there you go!

Might do another polluting the papers post in a bit, or tomorrow, I found a hilarious picture of a female newscaster looking rather shocked.

So yeah, have a great rest of week guys!

See ya!

Please like me...

Hi there.

You see that "Like" button to the right, and a bit to the up?

I'd appreciate if you gave it a click :)

Thanks for your support!

P.S Tell your friends to visit The Unsystematic Idiot, and give him a like...

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Chav - A documentary about

Join me Bavid Battenburg, and my colleague Alistair McCrockery, as we take you to look at the life of a chav.

Percy TV [Episode 1]

A new series by Chase Winters and Ben Potts about the United Kingdom's most prominent Hedgersson, Percy, and his new show, Percy TV!

My new obsession...

Ok, so in the first sort of half of this year, I had a massive, unhealthy, deadly, addiction to a lovely beverage called Mountain Dew, which I'm pretty sure was responsible for multiple heart strains and achey-ness in joints. Plus it may have been what developed my tolerance to caffeine, or maybe it was all that coffee, but we'll never know eh.

Anyways, that passed a couple of months ago, maybe even before that since I can't remember the last time I had one. But for about a week, I have become thoroughly obsessed with...the Twix. I just don't know what it is about them, but I find that if I don't have food in front of me, I want a Twix. And it doesn't just stop at obsession, every time I begin to start eating one, I have to carefully examine and study what kind of a Twix it is. Will it break in two (Which is extremely flipping frustrating!!!) if I attempt to delayer it by biting the caramel bit off? FYI: This has to be done, or it's just a wasted Twix ok.

I find myself trampishly searching for loose change on the floor of my room and in jars that usually contain nails, various bits of metal, and occasionally a few coins, in hopes of accumulating enough to get miself a Twix Extra from the corner shop. I'm not actually sure if this new addiction/obsession is exactly a massively bad thing. I'm told I need to eat more crap because I'm apparently too skinny, but I have a massive triple chin!! So...yeah, I don't know...at the moment it's good, until I do actually turn into a disgusting fat man living at home watching the shopping channel all day...

I'm preeetty sure there aren't any other horrible side-effects that will change my life forever, but if I wake up one day with an extra limb, or find that I've turned into a huge Twix bar, then I may think about cutting down...just a bit...

Anyways, enjoy the rest of your weeks peeps!

See yaz!!

How to cope with jerks

Hi blog, yes, I've been slapping myself repeatedly for not doing a blog post in ages, and the truth is, I've just had nothing good enough to write about. But I've now realised, that I actually do, as this is something I have great experience in, having to deal with it my whole life.

Bit of a change of tone this time, but I feel it's about time for an odd post like this.

So, yesh, here we go then, the "jerkus idiotus", found everywhere you go, school, work, Sainsbury's, etc. My advice is, just find out who they are, and steer clear of them. Thankfully there aren't any in my at college media group, but secondary school was full of them. I just did the same, stayed away. But if I found myself ever forced to work with them in a group, I'd just talk to them about the work, and nothing else, because I found that steering into other subjects, always ended up with them taking the mickey bliss.

If all else fails, (and I know some of you will just call me a total wimp about this but) just tell a higher authority, like a school counselor. Never try and "start on them", because that always ends in utter fecal matter (Sorry for that mental image), but ye get ma drift. Stay Away Stay Safe, there, some mnemonic I made up just now :)

Anyways, hope this helped anyone with this problem.

Will be posting again soon!

See ya!!

a thing about my life by Albert S. Stevensonanderstokenacrobergonson.

hi reader. if your reading this doc then either i gave it you or ben probly nicked it from my caravan and is using it to make fun of me. well my life is absolutely fine thank you very much. i just recently bought one of them tree air freshners that smell of mint to stick on me window. my ex has stopped sending me death threats after i threw a brick at her door last week. and i got invited to a party that i went to last night. it was quite good. this man came up to me and said i had nice hands. and asked me to go with him outside. but i said no cause i dont follow strangers. then some teens standing next to me at the bar started staring at me and one of them called me a flod. then they all walked away.

my dad also rang yesterday to tell me how much he still hates me. and i went to the shop to get some milk and some skittles. i didnt mix them together. bens dog pood outside my caravan again that afternoon aswell. he says if he doesnt see it then he doesnt pick it up. to be honest hes a bit of an idiot. what if a child or an old woman steps in it. they wont be very happy then. searched again for a job in the paper but no luck. did find an ad for an ok lookin dyson hoover for cheap though. tried lookin for job on the internet but got sidetracked by a email someone sent me telling me to forward it to 10 people in half an hour or a man would come into my house at night and stab me or something. glad i managed to do it in time.

today a wasp came into my caravan and sat on my tv remote whilst i was still watching tv. i remained calm for a few seconds then screamed at it. it didnt move so i threw a coin at it. it flew up and came at me. i got up and ran into the toilet. i hid there for a bit. i had somehow fallen asleep whilst in there. when i woke up and got out it had finally gone. i hate wasps. dont really see the point in them. all they do is annoy people and fly around like they own the place and get in my sandwiches and stuff. if you know the point of them dont hesistate to tell me. please tell me. i need to know.

at this point i cant think what to write. so im just gonna say some stuff. bald people make me laugh. all my friends are emos. i hate you philip. my towels have all been soiled by the cats down the street. its 01:48am. im typing this on microsoft word 2007. scissors make me cry. leds are cool. my usb is crap cause it dont hold much. ive written about half a paragraph so far. there are numerous posters of david tennant and rhianna on one of my walls. them rumours bout me and sally aint true. i swears. people keep staring at me like i have no eyebrows. i should probably stop wearing a tux under my normal clothes. its a bit sweaty. if ben puts his stereo up to 15 volume i shall scream.

well, bye

Al

More pigeons...

Ok...I've established I'm obsessed with pigeons... :/

Epic pigeon fight!

A video I took at town yesterday of a bunch of pigeons fighting over an onion ring...

Enjoy!

Project Development (1)

Life before stuff...

So I think it was in mid 2010-ish when I got back into making proper videos, when I kinda half wrote a script for an action-comedy film, that I never continued as I'd hit a massive stumbling block, and run out of story ideas, so I just left it, festering on my Mac's hard drive for many a year, UNTIL SOME MONTHS AGO! When I uncovered it again from beneath the layers of cyber dust, and added it to my folder of unfilmed scipts on my laptop (Currently 6 I think). But NOW!! It's all finally written fully, read, re-read, had more bits added to it, had shooting days planned, and is now ready to be filmed! :D Obviously I had to re-write some bits cause I wrote it when I was like 12 or 13...but it's looking prrrretty good at the mo mo, so WAYYYY!! Stay tuned for that :)

Anyways, have a good weekend guys!

Bye!!!

Tour guides

Ok, so tour guides, I just can't bear being around them, let alone having to endure their endless shrill voices, as they talk about absolute uninteresting crap whilst having to walk around some boring cave, or get crushed by other tourists on a tour bus. Here are a couple of my worst encounters with them.

Once when I was rather young, I wasn't that hateful against tour guides. So I went on a cave tour with my mum and brother, rather looking forward to it, and trying to stay out of the guide's way incase he did get really annoying, when, whilst minding my own business, he just came out with "...and don't forget guys, I'm in charge", whilst staring RIGHT at me! Which I immediately took as a massive threat. A few people then laughed at me, causing me to keep my head down for the rest of the tour...from this day forward, I swore vendetta against all tour guides...Hah, not really, but it did make me start to dislike them.

Next up, was a couple of years ago, whilst on a tour bus, somewhere...I had the great fortune to be on one with the most annoying tour guide know to man, who this time, was a woman. So firstly, I was on a cramped seat (luckily on the top deck), when suddenly, she starts singing some stupid song that she expects us all to appreciate, but instead we all started giving each other really awkward looks. So I just continued eating sweets and drowning out her annoying voice with my iPod.

Fun times..

Anyways, I'm watching Doctor Who whilst writing this so I'd like to revert all my attention to that now.

So yeah. Have a good week guys!

Bye!

Awkward moments

Hello again there, you lovely lovely horrid ok people. I'm writing this post to share with you all some of the awkward moments in my life...so far...

Once when the postman knocked, I was still in bed, with just a shirt and shorts on, and had to open the door to him...he grinned... :/

Once when a Jehovah's Witness knocked on my door to hand me a leaflet about the end of the world, I squinted and went "O....k....?" without thinking, and it left I think both of us feeling very awkward.

Once when I was very young I was getting changed at the swimming baths, whilst singing the song from a Barbie advert, very loudly without realising.

Once whilst with my mum and brother at a uni gospel choir, I bought my skateboard with me, which he then threw down some stairs and almost hit a Chinese man who gave us a disgusted stare...

Once whilst washing up at night, I was dancing to some obscene Fatboy Slim track, when I could faintly spot a couple of people in the distance looking through the kitchen window...

Awkward!

Anyways, if I remember any more, I'll stick 'em on! And have a good week guys!!

See ya!

Holiday

So yeah...as you may have seen on my twitter, I've been away for a week, and didny say...so...sorry!

Anyways, I was at a Christian camp called Newday which was absolutely awesome! And I came back Sunday, and I'm still technically away this week as I'm at my stepmum's, so yeah...am currently writing another blog post as I'm writing this one, not at the same time obviously you idiot...I'm not some polyfreak. Gah! Leave me alone!!

Bye!!

Faith Hope Enterprise

The Faith Hope and Enterprise Company Ltd. provides supported housing for some of the most marginalised members of society. Their exclusion may be due to general homelessness issues, drug or alcohol misuse, former offending behaviour or mental health concerns.

They provide a range of mentoring and support services to help people build their confidence and self esteem.

Residents have a regular programme of assessment and review with a variety of activities that help them develop their life skills.

Email
fhe_office@yahoo.co.uk

Phone
01332 824 903

Website
http://www.faith-hope-enterprise.org.uk

http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Faith-Hope-and-Enterprise-Company-Ltd/110694702362346

Things that annoy me about aliens

Ok, so, bit of a weird one this time, but it is a weird subject. So aliens, you either love em or hate em. To be honest, I think the majority of them are pretty cool. But then there's the small number of sick little freaks. Here's my list of things that annoy me about them!

Firstly, goodness me are they hideous. Now, some may say I'm being really really offensive. But noagh!! They just are ok, and I'm sure many people would agree. Just look at those disgusting oversized heads! and eyes! and yeah... If one of them came into your room at night I guarantee you'd reach for the nearest blunt object and bash their huge brains out!

Secondla-la-la-la-ly, I'm not a Xenoglossophobe, I promise, but dear Justin Robertson, the languages some of them speak. Most of the stuff they say sounds like puking, followed by choking, followed by ululating, followed by coughing, then more puking, then erm...I forget where I'm going with this. But anyway, it's worse than French ok!

Thirdly, they just have this dire stench that's really hard to describe. The last one I encountered (behind ASDA last week) stunk of like, my dog's infected ear, mixed with sort of...burnt rubber, and I think a hint of rotting cabbage... Yeah, it was pretty gross. If you ever go into back alleys, or really dense forests, for goodness sake, take a damn noseplug or something with you incase!!

Forth and finally...ok...this is gonna get quite...awkward...and one of the words involved is a bit rude, so I'll just put the first letter of it, then the other word, and hopefully you'll pick up on it. Right, so, here it goes. A Probing. Now, I don't actually see the purpose of A Probing, it just seems like a golden chance for a bunch of a aliens to be sicko perverts and take a gander up peoples (unmentionable)'s. If anyone actually knows why they do it. Dunna hesitate to message me...man.

Rightio then!

That's enough rambling from moi (Eww! French language!!)

Have a great rest of week guys, and look out for more mad videos coming over the next few months!

See ya!

Crude cartoons No. 8

Drew this yesterday. I have no idea who it is. Possibly The F-Ups :D

Another star I have the great fortune to know!

Well my good friend Richard Keith Ward, a brilliant Christian singer/songwriter from Darlington has released a free download of his track "Majesty Above" Also featuring Matt Spicer. So go have a listen! http://on.fb.me/mQcyZj

I loved it! :D

Crude cartoons No. 7

Yeah, that's right, I finally did another couple o' cartoons!! :D

Here they are anyways, don't ask what my inspiration for the second one was :)

Apologies for the crap quality btw, my scanner sucks...

Newgrounds!

Hey there guyses. Last year I made a really weird flash game, that I've now stuck on Newgrounds, so have a looky! :D

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/574707

Flavour of the week, month, year, and beyond!

I urge all you good people to check out my good friend Becky's Youtube channel out!

She's brilliant!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/SuperSpeckybecky

Drink Concoction No. 5

Finally, after 2 and a bit months, I've done another flaming (not literally) drink concoction video!

Enjoi! :D

Surreal experiences in my life - Vol. 2

Here I am again! With another weird day in the life of Benjamin Michael Potts.

Well then, today I was invited out to town by a mate, just so she could have someone to talk to and not feel like a loner whilst she went into a number of women's shops with some friends and bought absolutely nothing.

Anyways, this post is about the bus journey on the way there. Now, I've always had a bit of a phobia of getting on unfamiliar busses (except my old school bus), because I think I'll somehow lose all my money, or trip over some 15 year old's baby's push-chair, or even just get shouted at by the driver for no reason. But this time I was prepared, or so I thought.

Firstly what weirded me out before I even got on the bus, was some freaky guy standing at the bus stop, looking down the road, with his legs apart like some kind of superhero wannabe. I really wanted to tell him how stupid he looked but I'm just not that evil...heh...

When I got on the bus, there were hardly any seats. My only choices were next to some old lady, or next to a prrretty normal looking guy. It was quite clear that he was foreign, and he just wouldn't stop talking, in what sounded like arabic. It sounded like he was actually having an argument with himself. The only two words I could possibly make out, that I assumed may have been English, were "Racist" and "Panini". I was literally praying that he wouldn't try to talk to me, or wasn't talking about me, as I could see from the corner of my eye that he was looking at me several times...

To make everything worse, it was like baby city on that damn bus. There must've been like 3 young mums with push-chairs (one with twins), with all the babies screaming and hitting things and staring at me...

Then, I had quite a shock, when a rather tall, old looking black man with a beard came on the bus. At first I thought he was wearing some nylon turban, but then with further analysis, I'd realized he literally had a rucksack...on his..head... I took the hint to stop staring at it when they guy had glanced at me so many times, that I think both of us knew it was getting awkward, and therefore stopped doing it. (Oh my goodness I used the word "therefore" in a sentence. I'm a literary god)

Then the bus crisis was over, I got up, almost tripped, and miraculously made it off the bus.

PHEW! That was a close one!

Anyways, sorry, I forgot about doing a drink concoction, (and I know I always say this :D) but I'll try and do one tomorrow, I have a fabbo idea ;)

Well then,

BYE!!

Martin Luke Brown - Jealousy & Alter Ego

Check this awesome guy out Martin Luke Brown, the talented singer/songwriter from Leicester who I have the absolute pleasure to know, who has recently been on BBC Radio Leicester, Nottingham, Derby and Lincolnshire performing two of his tracks, "Jealousy" and "Alter Ego". And heeeeeere they are! Enjoy! I certainly did!! :D
This dude is seriously going places :)


Yeah, haven't done a proper post in a while...sorry. Am dying to do another drink concoction this week, I've got nothing else to do in the day so I thought, why not tomorrow! Stay tuned!!

If Silent Hill Were Real

*ATTENTION! YOU WILL ONLY GET THIS VIDEO FOR IT'S HILARITY IF YOU'VE EVER PLAYED A SILENT HILL GAME (MOSTLY AND ESPECIALLY SILENT HILL 2)* Also, apologies for the bad acting, bad American accents, lack of fog, and the fact that James Sunderland now has brown hair and is slightly shorter...

Made this video ages ago but kept forgetting to flippin upload it!

Apart from that, enjoy!! :D

Things that annoy me about Emo's

Hello there again. Haven't done one of these in yonks!

Anyways, lovely annoyance this time, Emo's.

Ok, so firstly, I had a confession to make, I have a few Emo friends who I like to talk to occasionally when they're not too downright depressed (alliteration, oh yes). And I have a few of them on Facebook, so it really pees me off when they're constantly posting status' and tweeting about how much they hate life and it hates them...seriously, no-one actually cares...
And in the words of Sum 41: Don't tweet your issue. Use a tissue.

Secondly, the majority of them just make us feel depressed being around them. It's like they're emitting a black forcefield of pessimism and whenever someone goes near it, they get converted into a sad fool who likes to cut themselves in certain places...with implements of a certain sharpness...yeah.

Thirdly, the hair, it just looks gay ok. If I were a severely depressed man, I wouldn't change my hair to cover my eyes and occasionally flick it to the side to make people think I'm a mysterious person who doesn't care about the world therefore making me cool. Every time I see an Emo do that, I just crack up.

Fourthly, the fact that you occupy dark alleyways that normal people would actually like to pass through to get somewhere fast. Please find somewhere else to smoke and list everything you hate about the world amongst your fellow Emo friends. Why not hang out on the dual carriageway whilst dodging traffic, should be fun.

Aaaand that's about it from moi.

If you're an Emo and feel like I've offended you or I'm stereotyping (Which I'm prrretty sure I'm not...heh) then keep this in mind. I spelt all the words "Emo" with a capital "E". Happy?!

Roight, have a good week everyone, and that means you try to too emo's (whoops)

B

x

Old 2010 Videos

Well, here they all are, complete with Youtube descriptions :D

The first proper video I made in 2010 when I got back into video making. A parody of The National Accident Helpline advert, but without that weird woman with the utter fringe fail...

My second video of 2010 I made with my brother. FYI: This isn't an environmental statement, it was just to show how extreme some of these environmental groups were getting...

There weren't actually many, I was just bored one week and decided to make this.

My third video I made with my mate Mitchell. Promoting our new (now defunct due to legal reasons) product, Anti-Stain!

My blooper video for Anti-Stain.

A random video I made one day whilst bored, but I kept it in the advert style.

The worst fighting video in the history...of bad fighting videos...I think people didn't like this one as much because the punch sounds were "inaccurate". But I think it's just because people couldn't tell the difference between a punch, and a miss sound.

My fail video featuring the great Jamie Woodside failing at life. FYI: It was 15 ways to fail but I'd miscalculated my script and couldn't be bothered to change the titles...so...
Enjoy! :D

My bloopers and "extra bits" video for 14WTF

My Christmas video I made for my Facebook group about young Pete Slapper, on a search for a Christmas present for his wife.

2010

Well, as many of you may or may not know. I made a series of videos in 2010 that I uploaded to my Facebook group. This is when I started making proper, and decent videos. Now I've closed the group, sending this final farewell message to all the members:

"LAST BEN POTTS VIDEOS MESSAGE EVER!
Message to all members. I'm about to cancel the Ben Potts Videos group as all my videos are on Youtube now and are going to continue being posted on my blog, so I just want to say thanks for joining, and stay tuned @http://theunsystematicidiot.blogspot.com/

B."

So now I'm in the process of re-uploading them to my other Youtube account that I've been using for this blog, and will post them A.S.A.P! :D

See ya!

Ball Hunt!

A video I recorded in year 9 (2009) when I'd walked part of the way to school to then find out it was cancelled due to snow...IN FEBRUARY!! Anyways, I went home to walk my dog, and thought I'd take my camera out to see if I could film anything interesting, and I made this. Enjoy!

Extreme Boredom

Hi blog, I'm bored...what're you up to?

Oh, it seems you haven't been up to much either.

Well then, I guess we'll have to change that.

Enjoy this crap rhyme I just made up.

Pompous Pearl, was a big creepy girl, who nobody wanted to know.
But pompous Pearl, took over the world, with her humung ous army of crows.
So pompous Pearl, and her fat boyfriend Earl, had sunken to a new low.
Cause pompous Pearl, had well and truly hurled, after Earl bit off her toe.

This makes sense whether you like it or not, ALRIGHT?!?!

Anyways, everyone who applies, HAPPY HALF TERM!!

See you on the flip side, later!!!!!

x

Crude cartoons No. 6

Ok...I don't know what I was on...Lucozade maybe? Anyways, I found this seriously obscure doodle in an old notebook and thought I needed to share it with you all.

I think I was making up words and writing them down, whilst in the process of drawing a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog...Anyways, here it is :/

The Most Surreal Experience In My Life

WARNING: This next story is NOT advised to be read by the faint of heart.

Ok...so, ok...right...ok...so I cautiously ventured into Sadlergate today, to buy a birthday present for my Warhammer obsessed friend. So I went into Games Workshop, thinking of all the possible disasters that could happen to me in there (Knocking stuff off shelves, walking in to people, wetting myself etc), and had never imagined how weird this visit could be.

Ok firstly, I had to wait about 5-6 minutes behind two Warhammer nerds talking about "The magical god of speed!" and "My mate thinks he can cast this spell on me 4 times!". Frankly, I was quite shocked that grown men could discuss it in that kind of detail. I also had to endure the fact that the room actually smelt of B.O and poo (or faeces, for the more sophisticated mind)

Finally, they finished their cringeworthy conversation (See what I did there? - Alliteration - Need it for my exams), and I could finally get what I came for, some damn vouchers. So I asked for 20 quids worth of them, but then, I made the fatal mistake, the FATAL mistake, of engaging in conversation with someone of his caliber... I said "It's for someone's birthday." in a friendly sort of way, then he replied with "Ahh right." Then started making some really unfunny comments about me just buying vouchers because I didn't know what to buy my friend. I had to pretend to laugh all the way through him talking like a madman (Which was probably a bad thing as it may have encouraged him to continue talking). He actually wouldn't shut up, and was getting louder and more uncomfortably eccentric by the second, until he was at the point where he was literally shouting stuff at me.

After he'd packed the voucher into an envelope (Which he'd previously made yet another unfunny joke about), I thought I was about to escape this hell hole, when he spoke again...I felt a sheer sense of dread hit me as I turned around and he asked, "Do you play Warhammer?". I responded "No." But then he continued to explain to me what it is, and said I should come into the shop and learn how to play it. I had to pretend to sound interested and just said "Yeaah, ok then, maybe.". Then I tried to leave again when he relentlessly continued with the unfunny nerdy jokes ---> "I'll show you how to play one time, when there aren't a load of goblins around the shop, hah hah hah!"...I just said "Ok bye", and left as fast as I could.

So yeah, that's about it. I then frantically rang several people to tell them about it, then fell asleep in the car, beeped some mates, and did some other stuff this afternoon but I don't remember exactly.

Anyways, that's all from me!

See you soon! (Hopefully in a bloomin' Drink Concoction!)

Ok bye!!

Things that annoy me about Rebecca Black

Gonna see if I can punch this in in less than 15 minutes!

1. She has the most annoying voice in the world. Not only is voice modification cheating, but you also sound like a five year old being strangled by a bag a drowning cats - 'Nuff said.

2. She thinks it's ok for all her 13 year old friends to drive around in car. I think if this was actually made legal, there'd be a lot more accidents on the roads, and a lot more fatalities. And we'd sure know about it!

3. She can't actually construct proper sentences, "We so excited!"? Excuse me, but you're lapse in grammar makes me think you need a few more years in school before you begin to try and take this whole singing thing seriously.

4. She can't actually write a song. Referring mainly to "Friday". Now, unless you think we're all a tad stupid, then you don't need to tell us which days of the week come where, and when, most of us have a heck of a lot more education than you Missy.

5. She's following the trend of other young artists, getting rappers to fill in half their song with senseless lyrics because they can't think of any themselves. To be honest, I think the rappers are humiliating themselves just having any part of these kind of songs (Yes Justin Bieber, I'm referring to you too).

Ooh! Just made it!

Anyways

END OF RANT.

See ya!

Exams

Oh goody! A fantabulously wonderful day tomorrow! My first exam! Oh how the corridors will be filled with such enthusiasm and excitement for this magical occasion! I can hardly contain myself for the wonders of the examination hall, and Mr Q's lovely voice rattling inside my head 15 minutes after we've started. Why can't it be Monday 9:00AM right now?! I can't wait!

(now that's sarcasm)

A Blog Post

Che bella cosa 'na iurnata 'e sole,
n'aria serena doppo 'na tempesta!
Pe' IIaria fresca pare gia 'na festa!
Che bella cosa 'na iurnata 'o sole!

Ma n'atu sole
cchiu bello, oje,
'o sole mio
sta nfronte a te!
'O sole, 'o sole mio,
sta nfronte a te,
sta nfronte a te!

Quanno fa nott' e 'o sole se ne scenne,
mme vene quase 'na malincunia;
sotto 'a fenesta toia restarria,
quanno fa nott' e 'o sole se ne scenne.

Ma n'atu sole
cchiu bello, oje,
'o sole mio
sta nfronte a te!
'O sole, 'o sole mio,
sta nfronte a te,
sta nfronte a te!

'Nuff said.

Polluting the papers IV

Can't believe I've done 2 of these in a row!

Anyways, here's another!

Polluting the papers III

I have no idea when these are dated, but, enjoy! :D

Ridiculous

Ok this is getting ridiculous now! I can't keep going so long without blogging.

Good news though. I've found my doodles for "Polluting the papers" so will get them up in a bit!
Will maybe try and do another drink concoction this week (Yes I know I said that last week). Got a really mad idea though.
Anyways, while I'm posting, enjoy this burst of alliteration (oh yes).

Burt
Buys
Big
Beer
Barrels
Bi-monthly
But
Burts
Belly
Bursted
Brilliantly

EH?! I didn't even think I could write something that weird...

Aaanyways, look out for my post in a bit!

Love

Janine xx

Badly photoshopped pics

Just though I'd upload these mad pictures I photoshopped at school which are only on my facebook...until now!!

Enjoy :)

Hello there...again

Hello loyal followers.

Flip! It's been a while since I last posted...or even tweeted...(so long in fact that the automatic login on my blogger account ceased to work...)

Sorry but I've been very busy with revision and other various things.

So here's a brief update:

Might try and do another drink concoction this week.
Planning to do another obscure video sometime soon.
Got some ideas for some more "Things that annoy be about..." 's.
And yes, I've been doodling in the paper a lot too, so will get them up.

That's it for now.

See ya!

Crude cartoons No. 5

Doodled this last friday in a certain lesson that you probably won't guess. Anyways, here it is.

Drink Concoction No. 4

Número Brebaje Beber 4 (Yes I used google translate so it's probably wrong...)

Enjoy!!

Sorry, meant to upload this like saturday.

"Enthusiastic" Exercise

My exercise video me and my brother filmed whilst I was under the influence...of Mountain Dew. Marvel at my athletic abilities. I heart exercise(!)

Enjoy.

Camera: Dan Potts

Music: Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Soul Child Remix)

Things that annoy me about most music in the charts

Now, some of you may totally ignore this post completely as you'll probably hate my opinions on it, but still, it must be done.

Ok so, the list:

Firstly, is it just me, or has the charts nowadays been plagued with REALLY bad rap songs by artists that some people have actually never heard of before? And this is no exaggeration (well, maybe a little), but they just all sound the same! Let's have a bit of change please.

Secondly, whatever happened to rock 'n' roll? Or punk? Or just any flaming rock sub-genre? Some of you may despise rock music, but I for one LOVE it, and if kids nowadays grow up listening to trash like N-Dubz, and Justin Bieber, then they'll all probably end up turning into criminals, or worse...(*AHEM* JB)

Another very very annoying point (That many of my friends agree with), is all these shows like X-Factor and Britain's Got Talent, which although are good entertainment, keep spewing out songs that always seem to make it to no. 1. Why not let actual artists get to the top? HEY?!?!

Finally, as I've mentioned before, Justin Bieber. He's just a pain, and you all know it. He sounds like several cats in a bag made of splintery wood being drowned in a lake full of acid...A bit too far maybe, but still, he can't sing.

That's about it peeps.

Look out for my next drink concoction vid coming soon!

Bye!!

Hello there

Hello there dear blog followers. I'm back, back again, shadeys ba- ok we don't have to go down that route.

Anyways, J&D is going pretty well. I'll probably be doing another drink concoction video soon so look out for that!

That's all for the mo mo.

Have a great week everyone! :)

MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......

Mini-Break

Evening followers.

I'm off to mount everest to have a bit of a walk for the weekend, PAHAH! Jokes, I'm away with some mates so I may not be blogging for a few days (not that anyone will care since I haven't done a proper post in ages).

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Anyways, I'll try and post something when I get back.

Bye :)

April

Well then, as the calender page turns we back away in horror as we finally uncover the dawning of April.

For all those stupid people out there. It's the fourth month of the year. Yes, fourth. Which means...I don't know really. I don't even know what the point of this post was. I just wanted to write something about April. So yeah, just to re-iterate, it's April, April 2nd to be exactly exact. And you wanna know what I think about April?! It's an ok month I guess, Mothers Day tomorrow, Easter on the 24th. They're the only two dates that have any kind of significance to me at the moment. Maybe Lent too, even though I'm not on it I have some friends that are.

Also on April 1, 1340, Niels Ebbesen killed Gerhard III of Holstein in his bedroom, ending the 1332-1340 interregnum in Denmark.

Now, I have a confession to make. I didn't actually know that last fact, I found it on google cause I was bored...

Oh yeah, it's also Saturday, so, HUZZAH! I like saturdays, saturdays are cool.

So anyways, it's April alright?!

I have nothing left to say to you.

Bye... :)

Drink Concoction No. 3

Meant to upload this on Sunday, sorry!

My third drink concoction video :)

Enjoy!

Twitter

Hey guyses.

I'm now on Twitter so you can all receive more regular updates on...stuff...

Notice the two funky new boxes on the right of the page? Yeah, cool aren't they.

Why not see what happens when you click them. :)

Right then, have a good week everyone!

Bye!!

Parties

Well, what an interesting night I've had.

Ok, I went to two parties tonight.

The first one I went to, at Heanor was an 18th birthday party of someone I've met like twice, so you can imagine how awkward that was. So I just went in with my step-mo, and stood at the bar with my J2O so I'd look like a regular and fit in. Then some randomer called me, TWICE! I didn't answer. Then some old guys started talking to us so I just stood there trying to hear what they were saying but the crappy music was so loud, all I could do was nod and go 'mm'. Also, the DJ's kept flashing annoying lights right in my face. Eventually we left.

Estimated party time: About 15 minutes

Now, the second one, at South Wingfield. Another birthday party for someone I kinda knew's 21st. But I actually knew other people at this one. Everyone else was either a 20 year old girl with an obscene dress, or an obnoxious "bad man" trying to chat everyone up. Also, there was this woman that, every time she walked past someone, felt the need to put her hand on them. I swear she was determined to touch everyone in the room. For about 15 minutes we were stuck in a corner between the entrance and the toilet door. Then we moved around a bit. I got a can of Red Bull and drank it in a few minutes, I then drank two more. In the space of this binge, some semi-drunk guy I also kinda knew wouldn't stop talking to me about girls and beer and kept telling me everyone in the room that I should "do" and in what order. So I just forced out some laughs, and he finally left me. Went outside a few times, went to the toilet a few times (FYI: You needed to know that - Vital information), then we left and I could finally stop holding in my Red Bull belly.

Estimated party time: About 2 hours?

So yeah, just thought I'd share my tragedy's with you all. :)

I need sleep now...bye.......... x