Inspired by my Dad
(But maybe not in the way you might think)
Friday 27 April 2012
Wednesday 25 April 2012
My word
(EDIT: No pun initially intended but now I've realized it sounds like one, let's just pretend it is...)
I have been uploading a lot of videos recently haven't I.
Gosh, whatever happened to good old fashioned words?
Well, here they are...
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
Yes, so, updates, college work is getting finished quicker now so that leaves more time to work on my story, I'm also writing more scripts that I plan to do mid-week now to avoid annoyances, and life is fairly manageable at the moment.
So yes.
W00P for that.
I shall go now and do some more things.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I have been uploading a lot of videos recently haven't I.
Gosh, whatever happened to good old fashioned words?
Well, here they are...
WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS
Yes, so, updates, college work is getting finished quicker now so that leaves more time to work on my story, I'm also writing more scripts that I plan to do mid-week now to avoid annoyances, and life is fairly manageable at the moment.
So yes.
W00P for that.
I shall go now and do some more things.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Bass Track (Demo)
Just a quick demo of a bass line I wrote last night. It's pretty rough and there are a few sour notes in there, but still, enjoy! :)
Monday 16 April 2012
Saturday 14 April 2012
Beatbox
Here's me, doing one.
Bshhkhkh bshhkh bshhhhkhkh bshhkhkh blim blim blum blum blim blim blim blem blem blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhd blhd
Yeah.
Bshhkhkh bshhkh bshhhhkhkh bshhkhkh blim blim blum blum blim blim blim blem blem blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhdhdhd blhd blhd
Yeah.
Extract
From a new thing I'm writing. Enjoy!
It was nearing the end of the working day, and I was currently in one of my intermittent office power naps that involved the proximity of my forehead and the desk to be at point blanc for at least a good hour. The intercom buzzed obnoxiously and yanked me away from my day-dream world as I quickly raised my head, and mashed the pad of buttons with my palm.
"Yes?" I droned into the microphone.
"Mr Goodwin, we need you down here now, it's a code green! An actual code green!" I immediately jolted out of my chair and rushed past my desk, knocking the contents of several boxes off of it. I looked down at them, sighed, and ran out.
The hallways were still continuing to send me to sleep every time I walked down them, with their snooty boring white shiny walls that looked as if they'd never been touched by the constantly passing flesh, blood and brain matter that was so often rushed through this way. I made my way to the end of the corridor and made a swift left down a narrow stairwell that led me into an entrance to the testing lab. The emergency lights were flashing above my head, so I was sensing something very bad. I knocked on a small window on the door. There was no answer. I knocked again. A bloody human hand slapped against it and slid down. I peered through the glass.
"Oh....."
The lab inside was completely ruined, desks and chairs were upside down and slashed up, and several pretty slit up scientists were lying on the ground. Suddenly my attention was aimed at a large creature on all fours, staring up at me from behind a stool on the ground. There were dread like things flowing from its head and wafting around like an animal would aimlessly waft its tail. But this didn't look to me like any animal I'd ever seen. Its eyes were like two sharpened gems, peering into me. I pressed my face against the glass for a closer look. The thing cocked its head to the side, and sped up to the door, brutally head butting the glass, making a slight chip in it. I jumped back. It continued staring at me, as I stared at it. The creature kept twisting its head left and right, as if to get a better look at me. I cautiously moved over to it, closer and closer, until we were standing face to face. It had stopped moving now. It remained still, as if it had just suddenly died and locked in this position. I zoomed right into its eyes, and stood still. The thing edged its head back slightly, and its eyes suddenly multiplied into four. I stood there with my jaw hanging wide open. It begun to open its mouth, and bared its razor-like triangular teeth at me. I took this as a clear sign to get the hell out of there now, but before I could even move my feet to turn around, it made an ungodly cough-choke sound and sprayed a disgusting green fluid on the window. I turned around and made my way back up the stairwell as fast as my feet could freak out. But the sound of sizzling behind me made me spin around to see what was happening. The door was inevitably starting to melt. I didn't want to assume too soon that what that creature was spewing was some sort of highly acidic substance, but it was, and the door was already coming loose. I raced back to the top of the stairwell and took a right turn in a attempt to get back to my office and hide for a bit, but just as I was halfway down the corridor, I heard a male yelp, followed by a scientists body being flung into the wall adjacent to my office door. Without even stopping to see what the cause of it was, me and my highly assumptious brain darted back in the other direction and kept on going to the end of the corridor. Another scientist came flying around the corner towards me.
"No! You can't go that way!" I yelled at him.
"It's gotta be better than what's down there!" he replied speeding off. I made a left and continued down the corridor to be suddenly greeted by several of those creatures. They all in turn snarled at me as I backed away and again sped in the other direction.
...
It was nearing the end of the working day, and I was currently in one of my intermittent office power naps that involved the proximity of my forehead and the desk to be at point blanc for at least a good hour. The intercom buzzed obnoxiously and yanked me away from my day-dream world as I quickly raised my head, and mashed the pad of buttons with my palm.
"Yes?" I droned into the microphone.
"Mr Goodwin, we need you down here now, it's a code green! An actual code green!" I immediately jolted out of my chair and rushed past my desk, knocking the contents of several boxes off of it. I looked down at them, sighed, and ran out.
The hallways were still continuing to send me to sleep every time I walked down them, with their snooty boring white shiny walls that looked as if they'd never been touched by the constantly passing flesh, blood and brain matter that was so often rushed through this way. I made my way to the end of the corridor and made a swift left down a narrow stairwell that led me into an entrance to the testing lab. The emergency lights were flashing above my head, so I was sensing something very bad. I knocked on a small window on the door. There was no answer. I knocked again. A bloody human hand slapped against it and slid down. I peered through the glass.
"Oh....."
The lab inside was completely ruined, desks and chairs were upside down and slashed up, and several pretty slit up scientists were lying on the ground. Suddenly my attention was aimed at a large creature on all fours, staring up at me from behind a stool on the ground. There were dread like things flowing from its head and wafting around like an animal would aimlessly waft its tail. But this didn't look to me like any animal I'd ever seen. Its eyes were like two sharpened gems, peering into me. I pressed my face against the glass for a closer look. The thing cocked its head to the side, and sped up to the door, brutally head butting the glass, making a slight chip in it. I jumped back. It continued staring at me, as I stared at it. The creature kept twisting its head left and right, as if to get a better look at me. I cautiously moved over to it, closer and closer, until we were standing face to face. It had stopped moving now. It remained still, as if it had just suddenly died and locked in this position. I zoomed right into its eyes, and stood still. The thing edged its head back slightly, and its eyes suddenly multiplied into four. I stood there with my jaw hanging wide open. It begun to open its mouth, and bared its razor-like triangular teeth at me. I took this as a clear sign to get the hell out of there now, but before I could even move my feet to turn around, it made an ungodly cough-choke sound and sprayed a disgusting green fluid on the window. I turned around and made my way back up the stairwell as fast as my feet could freak out. But the sound of sizzling behind me made me spin around to see what was happening. The door was inevitably starting to melt. I didn't want to assume too soon that what that creature was spewing was some sort of highly acidic substance, but it was, and the door was already coming loose. I raced back to the top of the stairwell and took a right turn in a attempt to get back to my office and hide for a bit, but just as I was halfway down the corridor, I heard a male yelp, followed by a scientists body being flung into the wall adjacent to my office door. Without even stopping to see what the cause of it was, me and my highly assumptious brain darted back in the other direction and kept on going to the end of the corridor. Another scientist came flying around the corner towards me.
"No! You can't go that way!" I yelled at him.
"It's gotta be better than what's down there!" he replied speeding off. I made a left and continued down the corridor to be suddenly greeted by several of those creatures. They all in turn snarled at me as I backed away and again sped in the other direction.
...
Guess who survived!
So yeah, to re-iterate, I'm back from Belgium and am now reppin' it in Derbz man.
And if there's one thing I have to bring back with me...
It's that...
Belgians don't know how to make swings.
Yes, I admit, I was on a child's playground...for a while, and I thought "I KNOW! I'LL GO ON TEH SWINGS!!!!!!!!" So as I got towards them, I sat down, and was immediately pushed off by some chain, slap bang in the middle of the seat! I was so frustrated that I grabbed the blasted thing a threw it to the side a bit. Yes. That'll teach metal to mess with moi (they speak French in Belgium).
But anyway, I enjoyed it, and I will be taking it off my nuke list...that I don't own...what, who said that?
Yeah, so! It's saturday, wayyyy. I'll be posting some more stuff at some point today.
So stay tuned!
And go to Belgium!
Oui.
Wednesday 11 April 2012
Holiday
Yo blog readers.
Just to let you know, I is currntly reppin' it in Belgium with some peeps ain't it. (I am rinsing their free wi-fi to write this and check Facebook)
So I probably won't be posting much on here until Saturday when I come back.
Or ever... Cause I might get 'napped by some crazy Belgians who don't have their own language-oops!
Anyways, I'll inform you all about it when/if I come back.
Its starting to rain now, and I have to stay outside to be within the proximity of their router...and my phone is getting wet...
So bye for now!
Just to let you know, I is currntly reppin' it in Belgium with some peeps ain't it. (I am rinsing their free wi-fi to write this and check Facebook)
So I probably won't be posting much on here until Saturday when I come back.
Or ever... Cause I might get 'napped by some crazy Belgians who don't have their own language-oops!
Anyways, I'll inform you all about it when/if I come back.
Its starting to rain now, and I have to stay outside to be within the proximity of their router...and my phone is getting wet...
So bye for now!
Friday 6 April 2012
I think I'll do a post...
It's 1:11 as I'm writing this sentence, but I feel I need to update something.
Erm...
Just thinking of something fun to write...
Uh...
Wanna see some funny pictures of my dog?
Course you do!
Well, here...
And one of me (fat)
Um, bye.
Erm...
Just thinking of something fun to write...
Uh...
Wanna see some funny pictures of my dog?
Course you do!
Well, here...
And one of me (fat)
Um, bye.
Tuesday 3 April 2012
Oh my...
I've only just watched my last Drink Concoction video back, and realized I didn't actually put in the end message...
I am shocked and appalled at my self.
Sorry.
XoXoX
I am shocked and appalled at my self.
Sorry.
XoXoX
Sunday 1 April 2012
PSA
I really feel like adding a hilarious caption to the picture on that last post.
Any suggestions?
Comment or Facebook/Twitter me yeah.
Peace out.
Any suggestions?
Comment or Facebook/Twitter me yeah.
Peace out.
Things that annoy me about historical buildings (or most places owned by the English Heritage)
I've been to a lot of historical places this year with my father and co. And although I've thoroughly thoroughly indeedily enjoyed them yes, there are, some things that annoy me about them..
Firstly, the unnecessary amount of obscene artwork. I.E, paintings and models of naked men, women and children... I seriously do not want to have to see this on a nice visit to Chatsworth house thank you very much, YES I know that men have those and women have them, no need to flash them in my face.
Secondly, what's with the lack of damn coffee shops, I believe it is required for any place where you have to walk around for ages looking at gratuitous nudity and roped off people's beds, to have a gosh darneth coffee shop.
Thirdingly, those people that like stand around in corridors just staring at you as you walk around. And then you make the fatal bloody mistake of turning around and accidentally looking them right in the eye which they then take as an invitation to talk to you about more history and overload your brain with facts that you don't particularly care about. This one caught me and thought me and my compadre Katy would like to hear about the excruciatingly boring hobbies of The Duchess...
No.
Anyways, that's about it fo' now!
So yeah, have a great Easter holiday/general week guys!
And I'll be posting soon :)
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (This is actually how I say this word now..)
It's April (again)
Sorry, I don't know where that came from. But anyway
It's April. Goodness me, I remember the first day of April last year like it were yesterday...because I wrote a blog post, even worse than this back then.
So yeah, lots to look forward to, Easter, erm...April showers..? If you like..rain...
And today was April fools (Note the disgusting man to the right of the screen. I hate him I do.) on which I was fooled very early in the morning by one Nichole Ramos. You stupid woman.
FYI: I do not hate women.
Right, I'm actually gonna try this month blogging wise, I'm gonna try and do a drink concoction, and an actual video (but don't count on it), and maybe EVEN, pick up a paper, doodle on it, and stick it up.
Ooh! Excitement!
Now, I literally just finished writing a "Things that annoy me about..." before I started writing this, so go see that! (in a bit)
That's all for now!
See yas!
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