Did you know...

Crinkle cut things don't actually taste better.

It's all a pack of lies.

Reasons why I am cool

I sometimes smell of nice

I have at least 2 friends I think

Most people like to be around me for more than 17 seconds

I am capable of falling down the stairs

The man at the corner shop sometimes makes small talk with me

I have disgustingly fashionable facial hair

The legion of rats in my bedroom hardly ever attack me anymore

Lampshades no longer make me cry on sight

Bye xox

Summer

Hello Unsystematic Blog Viewers. I may start starting posts with that phrase now. It's what I usually say at the start of video posts, if you've uh...seen them.

So!

I'm in Scoaghtland, in a static caravan, watching Aliens on Film 4 whilst writing this post. It'll probably have finished by the time I've done it.

Anyways, I'm writing about Summers. K.

So this is sort of a strange time for me... I don't know why, but whenever I'm on holiday, I just feel so weird, cause like, I don't see any of my friends for ages, and everyone's always away at things, and all my stuff and timetables are all like re-arranged and mixed up and like my life is in a sort of state of flux, and nothing really feels right until September. Then I have a camp in August with most of my friends at, but it still feels really weird, like I'm in a different reality or something I don't know...

You probably think I'm going mental now. I promise I'm not yet.

But yeah, at least there's a lot of sleep and no college.

OHMYGOSHYES!!

So, the months ahead, are, continuing my writing project, which is going prrrrretty well at the moment, (I'm on 16 pages boi!!) but I'm having massive writers block so may need to re-jiggle some plot points to get things moving again. I'm not planning to do any more videos any time soon as my August is packed, so maybe September.

Right, I need a shower now because I stink of a certain type of matter that rhymes with "pecal".

Yeah, so see ya!

(Oh btw, Aliens hasn't finished yet. YES!)

My Summer 2012

Crude cartoons No. 9

Haven't done one for these for almost exactly a year. (I'm about 5 days off)

But I just got bored and made this...

Enjoy.

a day in the life of Jonathan the inventor

Yes...

...YES! I have completed a new video! FINALLY! OH MY GOSH SOMEONE PURCHASE SOME CHAMPAGNE!

I kid, get me some Crabbies ginger beer please.

But yes, it's a new mockumentary I've been working on for some weeks now, and it's exporting as I type this, so be ready! (freddy)

My mother seemed to find it amusing (Yes, she really did), so I am hoping you readers do too.

So stay tuned! I mean, paged...erm...just don't click off my blog basically.

Thanks!