Drink Concoction No. 1

The first in a series of drink concoction videos. Enjoy. :)

My Humble Abode

Join me as I take you on a tour around my "humble" abode...

Sorry about the quality by the way - It truly is terrible...

Polluting the papers

I may start to make this a regular thing. Found this one today that I doodled on a while ago.

Bald Man Rap

My rap about aging bald men. Enjoy...

Ripping on Greek Gods and Goddesses (in the most unfunny ways possible)

Zeus - Dr. Seuss
Poseidon - Rob Brydon
Hades - Rabies
Aphrodite - Hermaphrodite
Hestia - Molestia
Hera - Rearer
Ares - Fairies
Apollo - Crapollo
Artemis - Fartemis
Athena - Aweener
Hermes - Germes
Hephaestus - Stressaestus

Yes, I have been watching Clash of the Titans. :)

If musicals were real

Yesterday I was having a rather weird conversation with my friend Nichole in a science class about what It would be like if real musicals actually happened at random times in today's society like 'High School Musical' or 'Hairspray'. Although this would be cool to watch and bitterly laugh at, their are a few things that would make this a bit strange.

Firstly, in many musicals the main character will start singing some crappy song about how he loves some girl. And then miraculously, everyone around him somehow know all the words he's about to sing and start singing along...EH?!

Secondly, quite similar to the first, how does everyone else know the flaming dance routines too?! It's like someone's placed a damn microchip in their heads to program them to know exactly what to do at what time. Conspiracy....?

Finally, when it's all over, when all the singing and dancing is finished (thank God), what do all the extras do then? Do they just walk off? Or just stand there awkwardly thinking "Erm...what do we do now?" or even "What the heck did we just do?".

Just a thought.

Hopefully everyone will break into song and dance tomorrow at school.

Crude cartoons no. 4 - Valentines Day

Yeah, Happy Valentines Day and all that.

Things that annoy me about romantic comedy films

Hello there, haven't posted in a while so I thought I'd revive this blog with a good ol' 'Things that annoy me about...' post. :)

First of all I was going to do horror films but then I realized it'd just turn into a big sexist list of reasons why women act pathetically in them.

So I chose rom-coms, because it's rather fitting for today's hallmark holiday.

Anyways, the list.

First of all, is it just me or does a guy always trip over and land on a woman, then they just STARE AT EACH OTHER! Then it gets awkward and they both get up. If I were the woman just minding my own business and some big man fell on me, I'd immediately push the fool off.

Nextly (yes that is a word...spell check is lying to me), Pierce Brosnan...THE Pierce Brosnan, in rom-coms...? He's supposed to be in ACTION FILMS! I'm sure many people have tried to forbid him from changing his genre. He's James Bond for Fran's sake.

Now, are all these stories set in happy happy doo-da land? It's seems the majority of them all end with a happy ending. What's wrong with a lovely sad, tragic ending? :) Nothing wrong with a good twist at the end. Y'know, like, they all fall victim to a devastating nuclear attack? They both suddenly get run over? C'mon, mix it up a bit.

In all rom-com's, the actors always seem to be good looking guys and girls. I say, to hell with those guys, why not make a rom-com involving two not so good looking, or "ugly" people, and get a story from a different bunch of peeps?

Finally, I'm sure many will agree with me on this, BUT, I'd like to see more rom-coms with foreign dudes, like Indians, Chinese, Japanese, Australians...Oh c'mon, I'm sure they'd be able to pull off a quality rom-com...seriously...

END OF LIST

See ya!

P.S I will try and post more often this week, for the 2 or 3 people that actually read this blog.

Random limerick

There once was a dufus called Tim
Who tripped and busted his chin
He was rushed to a nurse
And then stole her purse
So she just kept on slapping him

Yes I know, it was terrible. But it still rhymes and slightly makes sense.

BOOYA!

Crude cartoons No. 3 - Stupid people doing stupid things

Hey again, another of my badly drawn cartoons. Enjoy.

P.S Sorry about the quality, I really must find a better way of capturing these pics...

Stop Motion

A couple years ago I was really into making stop-motion videos. You know, the move the figure a bit, take a picture, move it a bit more, take another pic. And you carry on the boring, repetitive task until when you play them all back together, it plays as one fluid movement. So anyway, I made this 3 minute stop-motion video for school using some past characters from a stop-motion I made called Sammy the Cat. And now, after looking for junk to delete from my hard drive, I came across it again! So here it is! Enjoy....please enjoy, it took me ages...

Things that annoy me about football matches

I was at a friends football match again today, yes the weather was atrocious, but it was still good to see them win.

Now. There are certain things that annoy me about football matches. Here is my list. :)

Obnoxious opposing crowds - It always seems to be the opposing team! I just don't get it. But they probably think we're the troublemakers. They shout and push and think they can just stand on your side of the pitch. Pah, I think not.

The ball being kicked at me - Yeah, a pretty stupid one, but as a child I was scarred for life when I had one kicked in my face, then leg, then stomach. Don't call me a wimp. It hurt... *sniff*

People standing in front of me - Erm, I added this cause I couldn't think of any others, but you know what I mean RIGHT?! Just feeling like propelling them down a muddy hill.

The ref - Ok, the majority of ref's are fair, and actually PAY ATTENTION TO THE GAME. But then there's those other ones, that're about 10 years old and don't even watch the match.

The opposing team's coach - A pretty obvious one to be honest. I've experienced the extreme annoyance of another team's coach on several occasions. They're constantly shouting abuse (at both teams), running on to the pitch, scratching their behind, and grunting at everyone like some constipated gorilla.

So yeah, there's my list.

Bye!

Behold! The master of alliteration!

My
mum
Mary
milks
many
monkeys
monthly,
maybe
my
mum
Mary
might
move
milking
monkeys
mainly
mondays

Gosh that was hard. I'm still the master though.

Crude cartoons No. 2

These are just some random ones I drew today. You never know, there might be a hidden message in them. Meh, probably not. :)

I heart I.T

I wrote this today, in an I.T lesson. I was very bored.

Every thursday in I.T
It's just a waste of time to me
I never do work, I just sit and decay
Whilst searching worthless products on Amazon.co.uk
My teacher doesn't care, he just stands, and looks down tops
So I just gorm at the computer screen, until my head drops
I'm writing this, very bored, in I.T
Oh snap, I've just realized, he's watching my P.C

Blood: What are they really saying?

So recently, I've been re-living the thrills of the 90's FPS, Blood, by Monolith Productions. And I've been playing it so much, I decided to decipher the random phrases that the enemy throw at you at inappropriate times. So sit back, and admire my handywork.

Crude cartoons No. 1

Ok, these are some disgraceful cartoons I found in my school bag that I did last month. And before you techy's point out my camera flaws, yes it's a photo of it, and yes they're creased slightly. I get it, I'm bad at presentation! Anyways, enjoy. :D

The birth of The Unsystematic Idiot.

Well, hello there good internet people. Let me introduce myself.

I am, the unsystematic idiot.

In my life, I've been called stupid, random, weird, crazy, mental, and several other lovely adjectives. I've come to accept this. In my spare time I make really crude cartoons, produce obscure raps and limericks, and film outrageous videos starring me and my friends.

I've decided to create this blog to let you all in on my exciting (ha ha) life in which I get into some pretty odd, unfortunate, weird situations. And maybe we'll all have a big laugh about it, hardy har har.

So yes, check back regularly for another post from...

The Unsystematic Idiot

Bye for now!