Extreme Boredom

Hi blog, I'm bored...what're you up to?

Oh, it seems you haven't been up to much either.

Well then, I guess we'll have to change that.

Enjoy this crap rhyme I just made up.

Pompous Pearl, was a big creepy girl, who nobody wanted to know.
But pompous Pearl, took over the world, with her humung ous army of crows.
So pompous Pearl, and her fat boyfriend Earl, had sunken to a new low.
Cause pompous Pearl, had well and truly hurled, after Earl bit off her toe.

This makes sense whether you like it or not, ALRIGHT?!?!

Anyways, everyone who applies, HAPPY HALF TERM!!

See you on the flip side, later!!!!!

x

Crude cartoons No. 6

Ok...I don't know what I was on...Lucozade maybe? Anyways, I found this seriously obscure doodle in an old notebook and thought I needed to share it with you all.

I think I was making up words and writing them down, whilst in the process of drawing a picture of Sonic the Hedgehog...Anyways, here it is :/

The Most Surreal Experience In My Life

WARNING: This next story is NOT advised to be read by the faint of heart.

Ok...so, ok...right...ok...so I cautiously ventured into Sadlergate today, to buy a birthday present for my Warhammer obsessed friend. So I went into Games Workshop, thinking of all the possible disasters that could happen to me in there (Knocking stuff off shelves, walking in to people, wetting myself etc), and had never imagined how weird this visit could be.

Ok firstly, I had to wait about 5-6 minutes behind two Warhammer nerds talking about "The magical god of speed!" and "My mate thinks he can cast this spell on me 4 times!". Frankly, I was quite shocked that grown men could discuss it in that kind of detail. I also had to endure the fact that the room actually smelt of B.O and poo (or faeces, for the more sophisticated mind)

Finally, they finished their cringeworthy conversation (See what I did there? - Alliteration - Need it for my exams), and I could finally get what I came for, some damn vouchers. So I asked for 20 quids worth of them, but then, I made the fatal mistake, the FATAL mistake, of engaging in conversation with someone of his caliber... I said "It's for someone's birthday." in a friendly sort of way, then he replied with "Ahh right." Then started making some really unfunny comments about me just buying vouchers because I didn't know what to buy my friend. I had to pretend to laugh all the way through him talking like a madman (Which was probably a bad thing as it may have encouraged him to continue talking). He actually wouldn't shut up, and was getting louder and more uncomfortably eccentric by the second, until he was at the point where he was literally shouting stuff at me.

After he'd packed the voucher into an envelope (Which he'd previously made yet another unfunny joke about), I thought I was about to escape this hell hole, when he spoke again...I felt a sheer sense of dread hit me as I turned around and he asked, "Do you play Warhammer?". I responded "No." But then he continued to explain to me what it is, and said I should come into the shop and learn how to play it. I had to pretend to sound interested and just said "Yeaah, ok then, maybe.". Then I tried to leave again when he relentlessly continued with the unfunny nerdy jokes ---> "I'll show you how to play one time, when there aren't a load of goblins around the shop, hah hah hah!"...I just said "Ok bye", and left as fast as I could.

So yeah, that's about it. I then frantically rang several people to tell them about it, then fell asleep in the car, beeped some mates, and did some other stuff this afternoon but I don't remember exactly.

Anyways, that's all from me!

See you soon! (Hopefully in a bloomin' Drink Concoction!)

Ok bye!!

Things that annoy me about Rebecca Black

Gonna see if I can punch this in in less than 15 minutes!

1. She has the most annoying voice in the world. Not only is voice modification cheating, but you also sound like a five year old being strangled by a bag a drowning cats - 'Nuff said.

2. She thinks it's ok for all her 13 year old friends to drive around in car. I think if this was actually made legal, there'd be a lot more accidents on the roads, and a lot more fatalities. And we'd sure know about it!

3. She can't actually construct proper sentences, "We so excited!"? Excuse me, but you're lapse in grammar makes me think you need a few more years in school before you begin to try and take this whole singing thing seriously.

4. She can't actually write a song. Referring mainly to "Friday". Now, unless you think we're all a tad stupid, then you don't need to tell us which days of the week come where, and when, most of us have a heck of a lot more education than you Missy.

5. She's following the trend of other young artists, getting rappers to fill in half their song with senseless lyrics because they can't think of any themselves. To be honest, I think the rappers are humiliating themselves just having any part of these kind of songs (Yes Justin Bieber, I'm referring to you too).

Ooh! Just made it!

Anyways

END OF RANT.

See ya!

Exams

Oh goody! A fantabulously wonderful day tomorrow! My first exam! Oh how the corridors will be filled with such enthusiasm and excitement for this magical occasion! I can hardly contain myself for the wonders of the examination hall, and Mr Q's lovely voice rattling inside my head 15 minutes after we've started. Why can't it be Monday 9:00AM right now?! I can't wait!

(now that's sarcasm)

A Blog Post

Che bella cosa 'na iurnata 'e sole,
n'aria serena doppo 'na tempesta!
Pe' IIaria fresca pare gia 'na festa!
Che bella cosa 'na iurnata 'o sole!

Ma n'atu sole
cchiu bello, oje,
'o sole mio
sta nfronte a te!
'O sole, 'o sole mio,
sta nfronte a te,
sta nfronte a te!

Quanno fa nott' e 'o sole se ne scenne,
mme vene quase 'na malincunia;
sotto 'a fenesta toia restarria,
quanno fa nott' e 'o sole se ne scenne.

Ma n'atu sole
cchiu bello, oje,
'o sole mio
sta nfronte a te!
'O sole, 'o sole mio,
sta nfronte a te,
sta nfronte a te!

'Nuff said.

Polluting the papers IV

Can't believe I've done 2 of these in a row!

Anyways, here's another!

Polluting the papers III

I have no idea when these are dated, but, enjoy! :D

Ridiculous

Ok this is getting ridiculous now! I can't keep going so long without blogging.

Good news though. I've found my doodles for "Polluting the papers" so will get them up in a bit!
Will maybe try and do another drink concoction this week (Yes I know I said that last week). Got a really mad idea though.
Anyways, while I'm posting, enjoy this burst of alliteration (oh yes).

Burt
Buys
Big
Beer
Barrels
Bi-monthly
But
Burts
Belly
Bursted
Brilliantly

EH?! I didn't even think I could write something that weird...

Aaanyways, look out for my post in a bit!

Love

Janine xx