Drink Concoction No. 3

Meant to upload this on Sunday, sorry!

My third drink concoction video :)

Enjoy!

Twitter

Hey guyses.

I'm now on Twitter so you can all receive more regular updates on...stuff...

Notice the two funky new boxes on the right of the page? Yeah, cool aren't they.

Why not see what happens when you click them. :)

Right then, have a good week everyone!

Bye!!

Parties

Well, what an interesting night I've had.

Ok, I went to two parties tonight.

The first one I went to, at Heanor was an 18th birthday party of someone I've met like twice, so you can imagine how awkward that was. So I just went in with my step-mo, and stood at the bar with my J2O so I'd look like a regular and fit in. Then some randomer called me, TWICE! I didn't answer. Then some old guys started talking to us so I just stood there trying to hear what they were saying but the crappy music was so loud, all I could do was nod and go 'mm'. Also, the DJ's kept flashing annoying lights right in my face. Eventually we left.

Estimated party time: About 15 minutes

Now, the second one, at South Wingfield. Another birthday party for someone I kinda knew's 21st. But I actually knew other people at this one. Everyone else was either a 20 year old girl with an obscene dress, or an obnoxious "bad man" trying to chat everyone up. Also, there was this woman that, every time she walked past someone, felt the need to put her hand on them. I swear she was determined to touch everyone in the room. For about 15 minutes we were stuck in a corner between the entrance and the toilet door. Then we moved around a bit. I got a can of Red Bull and drank it in a few minutes, I then drank two more. In the space of this binge, some semi-drunk guy I also kinda knew wouldn't stop talking to me about girls and beer and kept telling me everyone in the room that I should "do" and in what order. So I just forced out some laughs, and he finally left me. Went outside a few times, went to the toilet a few times (FYI: You needed to know that - Vital information), then we left and I could finally stop holding in my Red Bull belly.

Estimated party time: About 2 hours?

So yeah, just thought I'd share my tragedy's with you all. :)

I need sleep now...bye.......... x

Spontaneous Video

Some video I did this morning. Enjoy.

How to cope with defeat - and some things about ASDA

Hello there loyal followers.

Yes, I have more than one follower. That one person only started following because they have a google account.
So basically, EVERYONE GET GOOGLE ACCOUNTS!!!

Anyway, enough of this tedious hoo-haa.

I'd like to tell you all my ways of coping with defeat.

Now, defeat, such an ugly word "defeat". It's like "de" as in anti, and "feat" as in achievement. It should be called "Dechievement".
So yes, it's a horrible thing defeat. I'm sure a lot of you have all been defeated in different ways, as defeat can come in many different forms.

1 Being beaten in a fight - Not encouraging you fight anyone
2 Being beaten in a battle of intelligence
3 Being beaten in an argument
4 Being dumped

The list goes on...

But yeah, what can you do after being defeated in something? Eh?!

Well firstly, you need to give them the silent treatment, this goes for 3, possibly 4 too. If you don't talk to them for a while, then things can't get any worse, right?

Secondly, this goes for 1. So, you're on the floor half unconscious, what DO you do? Well people I'll tell you what you do.
You wait till they come closer to you, then swipe their legs with your feet so they fall down. Now you have the upper hand. Quickly swizzle round like some demented breakdancer and nip at their ankles. This will make them automatically bring their legs up to their head and accidentally knee them self in the face, hopefully losing some teeth. Then get up, grab a pool que, and smack them round the face (Ladies, if you possess a handbag or something similar then use this - More embarrassing for them).

And lastly, for 4. I have no idea what it's like being dumped as I've never been in a relationship. But I expect it's pretty darn painful. If you are unfortunate enough to be a victim of dumping, then try to pre-occupy yourself with something like, pan handling, or playing an instrument in the street really badly so people will feel sympathy for you and chuck a few quids in your direction. You could even try becoming a professional fake tax collector, the possibilities are endless! And the reason these all revolve around money is I don't know, I don't have a reason for everything I post on this blog!! Gah! Just leave me alone...


Finally, I have some things to say about ASDA after making a brief visit this afternoon.

Firstly, their "Pack 1 more item per bag and we can save 200 shopping bags (or something along those lines)" scheme, is absolutely pointless. Those 200 shopping bags have probably already been produced by the time you've packed 1 more item per bloody bag. That was a bit of a fail wasn't it Mr. ASDA head of marketing man.

Secondly, I had something else to rant about but I've forgotten. Mah! Ah well, it was probably something offensive anyways.

Right then, that's about it.

Before anyone brings me up on it, I didn't forget that I said I was going to do a drink concoction video on friday. The thing is, I got locked out of my house that day and had to go to a mates and play Star Wars Battlefront and Splinter Cell Conviction. I'll try and do one this week, I have loads of ideas. ;)

Ok, Bye!!!

Post post postidy post, POST!

Hey people.

Thought I'd run out of blog post ideas?

Well you're wrong, so wrong in fact, that I'm going to post something right now, right!

I currently have an unhealthy addiction to Mountain Dew.

Bye!

(P.S, might do another drink concoction video tomorrow. Keep yo' eyes peeled! Yes, literally pull your eyes out of their sockets, grab, or just get, a potato peeler, peel your eyes, and stick them on your desk.)

Thank you.

Ok bye.

Reasons why Jack Nicholson is a legend

Hey there!

Thought I'd dedicate a post to one of my favorite actors of all time, Jack Nicholson!

Reasons why Jack Nicholson is a legend:

1. His eyebrows. Is it me or does he have abnormally pointy brows. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it may freak out some, but I think they're pretty bad-ass. ;)

2. His ability to adopt different crazy personalities in many of his different films. Such as:
A deranged knife-wielding psycho (The Shining)
A miserable low-life with OCD (As Good As It Gets)
A recidivist criminal stuck in a mental hospital (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)
An extreme anger management therapist (Anger Management)
And the list goes on, but no.

3. His evil grin. Even when it's not an evil grin, he still looks pretty sinister every time he even shows his teeth.

There are probably more but I can't think of any at the mo mo.

Anyways, bye!!

Things that annoy me about my art teacher - I hate the way you teach

Here's my post dedicated to the absolute worst (UNPRINTABLE) art teacher in the history of my school.

Well then, the list.

Firstly, I'll start with her most annoying...annoyance, that many people in any of her art classes would agree with. The fact that she constantly comes up to you when you're minding your own business and decides to change your work somehow and scribble something on that she thinks looks good but in fact just looks a lot crappier. Frankly, I'm sick of it. Today, me and a mate on the back row (Yes I'm a bad man for sitting on the back row) were wondering who in the class would be the first to just turn around and say "No, I don't want you to change it, so pee off!!" Obviously they'd use a much stronger word.

Secondly, she basically just has the most annoying voice in the world. When she speaks, she'll pronounce the odd word in a much louder, higher pitched, shriller tone. Below I've linked a voice recording of an example sentence in her kind of speech pattern, to let you know how annoying it really is.

http://www.opendrive.com/files/17879553_6EWyA/Voice%20clip.mp3 <--- Just whack this in your address bar and it should play. :)

Lastly, the number of threats she makes about giving after-school detentions. Excuse me Miss (UNPRINTABLE), if you didn't notice, we actually have lives. And please, stop trying to make us feel guilty for not finishing work, and stop making us care about our work, the work that we can't actually get enthusiastic about, and that we just completely hate. End of.

Anyways, end of rant. :)

See ya!

Random Obscure Limerick

There once was a Frenchman called Phil
Who constantly needed a pill
That helped him refrain
From going insane
'Til one day he grew a gill.

So then the poor man Phil
Who was cursed to live with a gill
Spent all of his days
In water and bay's
But still felt the urge to kill!

Film Name Challenge!

I challenge myself by trying to list as many two-syllable film names as possible in one minute. Enjoy.

P.S Happy Pancake Day!!

Things that annoy me about my area (Chaddesden)

Well then, Chaddesden...(A.K.A Chaveston), yeah, that's right, it's infested with idiotic chavs, promiscuous young teen girls getting drunk in parks, and a lovely handful of knife, theft, and just general assault crimes. Here's my list. :)

Firstly, the thing that bugs me the most, not actually being able to go outside at night without the fear of being stabbed, or happy slapped. I wish there were more police dudes nearby to sort anyone out incase of emergency. Although, even when I'm really stuck in paranoia, nothing has actually ever happened. There's been the odd shout, but that's it. But still, more police please!!

Secondly, the uh second one of my brief points in the first paragraph...Yes, it's a big problem, especially at my school. Now I'm not going to name any names but it's a pretty common thing near me. You see, I'm lucky that I've never been "cool" enough to go out on the streets and socialize with people, and frankly I'm glad I never have, or I'd end up like the losers getting drunk every night, having a quick romp up a tree, smoking a bit of weed, then waking up the next morning in a mud puddle.

Finally (Sorry there haven't been many in this list, it's a bit late, and I'm a wee bit tired, plus I'd like to resume watching Peep Show on 4oD), crime. Now I think it was sometime last year that there was a double murder in a flat, RIGHT NEAR ME, about 45 seconds walk from my house. And when I realized stuff like that could happen so close to me, I was like, "Ohh...snap...that's pretty darn close..." :/ So yeah, who knows, my neighbour could get murdered, like, tomorrow. Eek.

And, that's the end of todays list.

Keep following The Unsystematic Idiot. ;)

Polluting the papers II

Did this one yesterday, or the day before, or some...time...I don't recall these things at my age anymore...

The morning after a crazy stickman party.

Drink Concoction No. 2

The second in my series of drink concoction videos. Enjoy. :)

P.S I meant to upload this yesterday. :/ Sorry!