Regarding my videos

I've just come to the recent conclusion that no-one actually cares about them, and this has been confirmed to me by a couple of people a while ago, but I'm only just now accepting it. So basically, I'll have them up when I ever get chance to do one and life stops constantly hurling huge flaming barriers in the way.

K.

Thx.

Bye.

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Fool.

Yet again

I am changing this blog's music to something less weird which I intend to keep.

Momentarily it will be changed to some Amon Tobin track from the Splinter Cell 3 Soundtrack.. :L

So yeah..

That is all.

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Another pointless post.

I thought I'd just let you guys know.

These are currently my two favorite emoticons.

\(^o^)/

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes.

Bye.

How to be a boy-band

1. Find at least 4 other males who are as hideously feminine as you.

2. Get physically and verbally abused by a dance choreographer because you can't dance to save your life.

3. Do not become good at any instrument.

4. Sell out to Simon Cowell.

5. Perform in front of large groups of annoying screaming teenage girls.

6. Have some feature about you which makes you slightly different than the others (distasteful hair colour, higher more annoying voice, missing limb, etc)

7. Get other more successful artists (or Simon Cowell) to write all your songs for you.

8. Have your voice auto-tuned because you can't actually sing.

9. Do an occasional badly written rap about "dat girl what lives next door".

10. Grow up and become a convict.

15 Days Later...

Oh wow, I can tell this blog is decreasing in quality and consistency yet again, as I haven't done a post in 15 days...and the last one was a picture of my face...yeah, soz.

But! I'm writing another post right now! So I'll get back to that...now!

Hope you're all well!

Ciao xoxo

Man.

I haven't actually put any pictures on any posts in ages... I have no idea why though... Maybe it's because they're all too good to have otherly pictures put next to them (It's probably that).

But anyway, just for the hell of it, I'll attach this one of me looking particularly disgusting on...

Enjoy.

I am not procrastinating...

Hi...I'm meant to be doing some work right now but I feel this is more important at the moment.

So...what to write about...well, how about me, since this is my blog.

Where to start.

Ok, so...

- I'm still pretty discontent with my life

- I'm still single

- My dog is still fat

- I still can't get my facial hair the way I want it

- I'm still stuck behind a wall of college work

- I still have no job

This is how sad my life is at the moment.

I'm not asking for sympathy, although if you would like to be my girlfriend, please do not hesitate to contact me.

But guess what, I've just finished an insanely long essay and now I am slightly happy. Yay. Imagine a knife thrusting itself through the second to last point. Don't ask why I put "knife".

So yeah, life might be all ok now...

Yes, I'm sure it will!

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