Thursday 19 May 2011

Things that annoy me about Rebecca Black


Gonna see if I can punch this in in less than 15 minutes!

1. She has the most annoying voice in the world. Not only is voice modification cheating, but you also sound like a five year old being strangled by a bag a drowning cats - 'Nuff said.

2. She thinks it's ok for all her 13 year old friends to drive around in car. I think if this was actually made legal, there'd be a lot more accidents on the roads, and a lot more fatalities. And we'd sure know about it!

3. She can't actually construct proper sentences, "We so excited!"? Excuse me, but you're lapse in grammar makes me think you need a few more years in school before you begin to try and take this whole singing thing seriously.

4. She can't actually write a song. Referring mainly to "Friday". Now, unless you think we're all a tad stupid, then you don't need to tell us which days of the week come where, and when, most of us have a heck of a lot more education than you Missy.

5. She's following the trend of other young artists, getting rappers to fill in half their song with senseless lyrics because they can't think of any themselves. To be honest, I think the rappers are humiliating themselves just having any part of these kind of songs (Yes Justin Bieber, I'm referring to you too).

Ooh! Just made it!

Anyways

END OF RANT.

See ya!

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