Tuesday 26 July 2011

Things that annoy me about aliens

Ok, so, bit of a weird one this time, but it is a weird subject. So aliens, you either love em or hate em. To be honest, I think the majority of them are pretty cool. But then there's the small number of sick little freaks. Here's my list of things that annoy me about them!

Firstly, goodness me are they hideous. Now, some may say I'm being really really offensive. But noagh!! They just are ok, and I'm sure many people would agree. Just look at those disgusting oversized heads! and eyes! and yeah... If one of them came into your room at night I guarantee you'd reach for the nearest blunt object and bash their huge brains out!

Secondla-la-la-la-ly, I'm not a Xenoglossophobe, I promise, but dear Justin Robertson, the languages some of them speak. Most of the stuff they say sounds like puking, followed by choking, followed by ululating, followed by coughing, then more puking, then erm...I forget where I'm going with this. But anyway, it's worse than French ok!

Thirdly, they just have this dire stench that's really hard to describe. The last one I encountered (behind ASDA last week) stunk of like, my dog's infected ear, mixed with sort of...burnt rubber, and I think a hint of rotting cabbage... Yeah, it was pretty gross. If you ever go into back alleys, or really dense forests, for goodness sake, take a damn noseplug or something with you incase!!

Forth and finally...ok...this is gonna get quite...awkward...and one of the words involved is a bit rude, so I'll just put the first letter of it, then the other word, and hopefully you'll pick up on it. Right, so, here it goes. A Probing. Now, I don't actually see the purpose of A Probing, it just seems like a golden chance for a bunch of a aliens to be sicko perverts and take a gander up peoples (unmentionable)'s. If anyone actually knows why they do it. Dunna hesitate to message me...man.

Rightio then!

That's enough rambling from moi (Eww! French language!!)

Have a great rest of week guys, and look out for more mad videos coming over the next few months!

See ya!

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