Ripping on Greek Gods and Goddesses (in the most unfunny ways possible)

Zeus - Dr. Seuss
Poseidon - Rob Brydon
Hades - Rabies
Aphrodite - Hermaphrodite
Hestia - Molestia
Hera - Rearer
Ares - Fairies
Apollo - Crapollo
Artemis - Fartemis
Athena - Aweener
Hermes - Germes
Hephaestus - Stressaestus

Yes, I have been watching Clash of the Titans. :)